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jokes

Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush. Q: Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden? A: Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody! Q: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? A: He marks the camels that kick. Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

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Title: jokes

Words: 405
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Pages: 1.6
submitted by: smokeherb420

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