Lawn Junkie
Dennis Isenhour LAWN JUNKIE We all know or have seen a lawn junkie, right? ... When lawn junkies begin their work, they glare at anyone who may disturb their progress. ... Being a lawn junkie does not mean locking himself away for days in the garage and ignoring the rest of the world. Rather, he is in love with all the outdoor adventures contained within a yard and his lawn equipment. A neglected yard constitutes a dizzying find for the lawn junkie. ... Nothing makes a yard junkie more proud than an evenly cut lawn, weedless grass and mastership edging. ... Lawn junkies do enjoy showing off their work, but their obsession extends towards what they believe is the best equipment in town, or the most comfortable seats on a riding mower. Lawn junkies do not want their friends wasting time on inadequate equipment, low-quality tools, or the worst nightmare of all, a cheap and unreliable riding mower.