Fight up
Beards and Van Dam and Master mustard of the custard (The return of the best seller, Van Dam and the evil beard) Van Dams dead body was suddenly stolen by body snatchers. Actually there was only one body snatcher, Master Mustard of the custard. He electrified the body and it sat up. “ What devilry has been going on here,” growled Van Dam. “ A new leash of life has come into you,” said Master Mustard of the custard.