Arthur Dents previous life hitch hikers guide
... Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. ... I’m Arthur Dent. ... The reason I’m moving is because, well, my life stinks. ... No one knows what kind of agony a scrabble champ (as I am) goes through every day with this horrible life.