Barbie
I want to be like Barbie; the bitch has everything. ... Barbie leads girls on. For years Mattel has been saying that they will bring forth a new Barbie figure. ... This year though, Mattel has finally come out with "Knocked-Up Barbie," which Im sure has a more marketable name, but you get the point. ... Unless they are planning on coming out with "PMS Barbie," "Trailer Park Barbie," or "Lesbian Barbie," anytime soon, this is probably as close as it is going to get.