Mets
Top Ten New York Mets Excuses All those empty seats are distracting. Part of a grand plan to make Florida Marlins overconfident this year Pitchers on other teams throw the ball really fast! Play so much golf during season thought lowest score wins Hey, you’d suck too, playing at that dump Most of our fans switch over from the Yankees Art Howe makes us believe that we’re actually good Nobody was letting the ball roll under their legs this year. Fred Wilpon is our owner We do what our team name stands for: My entire team sucks!