Dating
Introduction: Do you find it hard to start conversations or just be yourself? Well you’re not alone. There are many who are struggling with this same problem. Let me give you a few examples that some find helpful or maybe harmful … maybe you have even been caught using one of these. Are you religious? Because I’m the answer to your prayers. Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth! I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow? I told my mother that I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!