ode to the penis
... The penis truly is one of the creators’ greatest creations. ... The penis is power; those who wield it well know the power of the penis. I- little ones- wield a powerful penis. ... No folks women are very smart, but they can never ever get over the penis. The penis can tame the smartest most ardent feminist, turning her from a spiteful, male bashing woman into a meek, soft, pliant female. Yes this same male bashing woman will be the first to kneel down and offer prayers to the penis and she will anoint his head with warm fluids from her mouth and from her deep depths.