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kowalantism
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kowalantism is a new found religion and it is based around billy talent and sum41. my mom says that if i worship them so much, i might as well make a religion out of them. i did. it is called kowalantism. gob is god, billy talent is jebus, chad kroeger is an evil jebus look alike wanna be, marilyn manson is satan, and sum41 is satans 4 headed lovechild. the holy book is called the shermie. it all started when manson farted in a jar and captured avril lavigne and fefe dobson and put them in it where they bred and made little babies.
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Title: kowalantism
Words: 444 Rating: None Pages: 1.8 submitted by: bizbiz
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